an action performed:
1) for luck.
2) to exclude oneself from the rules which would normally apply.
3) to imply that "we're like *that*", ie as close to each other as two crossed fingers
Can be represented by the emoticon (yn); apparently this pictorially resembles crossed fingers ...
1) for luck.
2) to exclude oneself from the rules which would normally apply.
3) to imply that "we're like *that*", ie as close to each other as two crossed fingers
Can be represented by the emoticon (yn); apparently this pictorially resembles crossed fingers ...
1) fingers crossed for your driving test!
2) "It": Tagged you!
Taggee: No, you can't, cos my i've got my fingers crossed.
Ma: How could you lie to me, Johnny!?
Johnny: It wasn't really a lie, ma; I had my fingers crossed behind my back.
Cop: You're under arrest, Sonny Jim.
Boy: You can't arrest me, cos I had my fingers crossed when I burgled all those houses...
3) Mafioso: Me and the Don; we're like *that*
Other guy: (gulp)...
2) "It": Tagged you!
Taggee: No, you can't, cos my i've got my fingers crossed.
Ma: How could you lie to me, Johnny!?
Johnny: It wasn't really a lie, ma; I had my fingers crossed behind my back.
Cop: You're under arrest, Sonny Jim.
Boy: You can't arrest me, cos I had my fingers crossed when I burgled all those houses...
3) Mafioso: Me and the Don; we're like *that*
Other guy: (gulp)...
by Mathilda Underfoot February 7, 2010
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a jam, slam, dunk, throwdown, droppin it in, stuff, cram, slam dunk Session.
Taken part by members of That Bloody Crew on the basketball court, it is a "lay-up line" in which all members throw down dirty&dope slams. Only possible by teh 09 Chills team because 12 members could dunk. The other 3 lob alley-oops.
Origins by Don at The Rock, Summer 2008.
a jam, slam, dunk, throwdown, droppin it in, stuff, cram, slam dunk Session.
Taken part by members of That Bloody Crew on the basketball court, it is a "lay-up line" in which all members throw down dirty&dope slams. Only possible by teh 09 Chills team because 12 members could dunk. The other 3 lob alley-oops.
Origins by Don at The Rock, Summer 2008.
"Yo I'ma keep it a hunnit wit chu, dat was da best Cression to date"
"I'm finna have a Cression right after school."
"Yo, don't invite that AB who can't dunk to the Cression."
"Chu do it yet guy? As in Cression?"
"Let's bring dat Wusscrap McLos to the Cression, no Nations allowed."
"That Cression was dirty&dopeflyshit brosix!"
"I'm finna have a Cression right after school."
"Yo, don't invite that AB who can't dunk to the Cression."
"Chu do it yet guy? As in Cression?"
"Let's bring dat Wusscrap McLos to the Cression, no Nations allowed."
"That Cression was dirty&dopeflyshit brosix!"
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"Crossfit Strong" is very much like being "Weightwatchers Thin", i.e. you might think you're hot shit, but out in the real world, you're 2 milkshakes away from greenpeace pushing you back into the ocean like the overbloated land cetacean that you have become.
With their total lack of linear or otherwise strength progression programming, and instead random, jerking, as-fast-as-fucking-possible and fuck the form, exercise, your average crossfitter will build the kind of strength that would impress a whole playground full of 8 year olds. Until the 10 year olds turned up and out-lifted them (whilst using vastly superior form).
You might think half-squatting a PVC pipe 30 times is impressive, if you're surrounded by similar white, middle class, cult-buddies. You'll probably harp on with some old bullshit about "functional strength", as if there is a way of being strong that is somehow useless. You might even be arrogant enough to equate throwing barbells around, without any form of programming, to a lifetime of hard graft and labour, and claim you have a similar base of strength. Let me tell you, Cultfitters. Any farmer aged 8 and up will outlift your skinny, DYEL, wet bag, rotator cuff worrying, carb depleted bullshit.
With their total lack of linear or otherwise strength progression programming, and instead random, jerking, as-fast-as-fucking-possible and fuck the form, exercise, your average crossfitter will build the kind of strength that would impress a whole playground full of 8 year olds. Until the 10 year olds turned up and out-lifted them (whilst using vastly superior form).
You might think half-squatting a PVC pipe 30 times is impressive, if you're surrounded by similar white, middle class, cult-buddies. You'll probably harp on with some old bullshit about "functional strength", as if there is a way of being strong that is somehow useless. You might even be arrogant enough to equate throwing barbells around, without any form of programming, to a lifetime of hard graft and labour, and claim you have a similar base of strength. Let me tell you, Cultfitters. Any farmer aged 8 and up will outlift your skinny, DYEL, wet bag, rotator cuff worrying, carb depleted bullshit.
Weightlifter: 'Dude, why are you throwing your legs around while you do a pullup? You realise that doesn't actually work the muscles you're trying to target any better right? And in fact may increase the stress on your shoulder joints, right?'
Crossfitter: 'But I'm Crossfit Strong! Plus... I can't really do a strict form pull up'.
Weightlifter: 'Well you could work on that, become stronger until you can do a whole bunch?'
Crossfitter: 'No! That's ok, I just like to turn up and do a random bunch of exercises without any thought to what my goals or objectives are, you know, apart from doing it all FASTER!'.
Weightlifter: 'Ok. The adult weights are over in the corner if you'd like to join me, I'll be deadlifting with PROPER FORM and NOT FOR TIME 3x what you lift, in the corner. Come join me when your rotator cuffs are healed'.
Crossfitter: 'INSERT CROSSFIT HQ MANTRA
Crossfitter: 'But I'm Crossfit Strong! Plus... I can't really do a strict form pull up'.
Weightlifter: 'Well you could work on that, become stronger until you can do a whole bunch?'
Crossfitter: 'No! That's ok, I just like to turn up and do a random bunch of exercises without any thought to what my goals or objectives are, you know, apart from doing it all FASTER!'.
Weightlifter: 'Ok. The adult weights are over in the corner if you'd like to join me, I'll be deadlifting with PROPER FORM and NOT FOR TIME 3x what you lift, in the corner. Come join me when your rotator cuffs are healed'.
Crossfitter: 'INSERT CROSSFIT HQ MANTRA
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