Courtesy Car

(Noun.) Someone who you fuck when you're partner/fuck buddy has gone away for a period of time. The relationship ends when the partner returns.

"My bird's gone away on holiday for three weeks, I need a courtesy car"

by jojlookdksdldklskldksldkl November 12, 2011

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courtesy cum

When one ejaculates politely on to someone's body as opposed to inside of them.

"i was gunna pull out and courtesy cum on ur cute tits / but now i think im jus gunna cum inside u"

by NymphyNymph November 3, 2013

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I like to call it a courtesy wipe when a guy wipes the rim of the toilet where they dribble and before it runs down the front of the toilet bowl. Of course, the only males I know that do this are gay. Bless them.

Your aim sucks, do a freaking courtesy wipe.

by Queen Mama 2 May 19, 2016

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courtesy flannel

The most necessary article of clothing when attending a movie. The flannel is then used to conceal any vulgar activities done underneath it. Therefore, one is courteous by using this article of clothing. Used as a prefix, courtesy can be applied to many other terms (courtesy pontoon, courtesy car, etc). Courtesy can also be used as a verb.

A courtesy flannel may be too straightforward on the first date.

“Wow, did they really courtesy on the pontoon boat? Classy.”

by iheartavacado June 9, 2018

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Cursed Crossaint

Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my kid. My kid will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.

Dust Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant 123”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”

by YungCassper28 April 6, 2019

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