Country pearls

Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt

Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.

by Nodose November 5, 2023

grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.

Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.

by Studmuffin420 January 5, 2024

Metro-country

A man that is fancy pop glitter mixed with John Wayne. He opens doors and carries your purse, starts your car in freezing temps, with beautiful skin and calloused hands. He loves scented candles and kisses like a supernova!

I think I'm in love. He is exactly what I want. He is so Metro-country!

by Sonogrl76 January 13, 2024

Lion Country Safari

Lion Country Safari is a Drive-Thru Zoological Reserve and Amusement Park located in West Palm Beach, Florida. It used to have other locations in Kings Dominion and Irvine California. However, those shut down decades ago.

Jim: Hey, want to go see some Ostriches at Lion Country Safari later?

Jam: Sure!

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

Palestine isn't a country

Right! Yeah! Totally 😉😉 Neither is Taiwan 😉😉

Hym "Palestine isn't a country 😉😉 In the same way that Taiwan ✌️✊️✌️isn't a country✌️✊️✌️ You feel me?"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

national kiss a country boy day

On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does

Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain

by HighVoltageOutdoors November 22, 2023

country glenn

Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.

Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?

friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot

friend 1: yea you right

by ball trimmer 69 December 4, 2023