Chlorinesium

A chemical compound consisting of chlorine and magnesium.

I've signed the Chlorinesium out of the Chemistry Store.

by Proof! February 24, 2011

chlorine baptism

The act of pushing or throwing someone into a swimming pool, particularly if it's been chlorinated.

Jake was at his g/f's house celebrating her birthday party in her backyard but as soon as his girl's ex showed up to crash the party, Jake then rushed forward to give the guy's bitch-ass a chlorine baptism, ultimately messing up the guy's expensive Versace clothes.

by Terminus_Est September 7, 2012

Chloroform Cloth Fart

A cruel act in which an assailant farts on a cloth, rag or small plush doll and presses it against a victim's face, covering the mouth and nose.

Bill: "Hey what's that over there?" points behind Randy while farting on a cloth

Randy: "Huh?" looks to where Bill is pointing

Bill: executes Chloroform Cloth Fart attack by smothering Randy's face with the cloth he just ripped one on

Randy: "...." passed out from the toxic fumes he just inhaled

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

clorf brain

A person demonstrating little or no ability to reason or think rationally; someone who would be considered by most to have learning comprehension issues; a stupid or ignorant person.

John is such a clorf brain! He ran right into that beam running at full speed!

by BmattMusic June 26, 2015

Chlorine Condom

The chlorine taste on a dick when a girl gives a blowjob to a man she had just been skinny dipping with.

This girl and I were skinny dipping, and then she gave me a blowjob, but she forgot about chlorine condoms.

by Phasmid9 August 4, 2016

chlorine dick

When ur swimming and ur dick gets small, limp, and stiff asf.

Maneee I was talkin to ole girl, but my dick wouldn't get hard cuz I had chlorine dick!!!

by Ydudjhxg June 4, 2017

chlorissa

As uniue as her name, this girl lights up your world. She is imaginative, playful and extremely intelligent. She marches to the beat of her own drum and is unapologetically her! She rocks her own individual style! Though a little moody, she has the purest heart of any friend you could have. She knows how to own herself. She cares for everyone and seeks to make everyone feel love.

Person 1: That girl is a little strange, but I can’t help but love her.

Person 2: Definitely a Chlorissa!

by picklesandcream June 7, 2018