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Cocoa Beach

Small lazy town on the eastern coast of Florida where all the big wigs in highschool never left and continue to drink and get high all the time while never suceeding in life. All the nerdy kids are now making everyone their bitch. Only place in the world where bums wear helmets, huge jackets, ask for 83 cents, and carry mass amounts of lighters. Plenty of foreign tourist babes to get drunk with and if you pick the right person(everyone) you can bring them back to the house and get high...with the parents.
Founded on drugs in the 1960's and still run by them. God Bless America
Cocoa Beach is where dreams are made and dirty girls are born.
by ou8acracker2 October 9, 2008
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League of Extraordinary Cockblockers

An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.
I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.
by big July 31, 2003
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Cock Lover

Someone who partakes in a lot of blowjobs, and enjoys them immensely. A regular "cock smoker". They can't get enough of the cock.
Zeffie: Man, every day I wake up I think to myself, "Why do I love the cock so much?". And every day I answer that question by saying, "I don't know, but one thing is for sure; I won't stop. I am a pure, unadulterated Cock Lover."
by Tsgerin April 14, 2006
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shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
by JV May 9, 2004
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Cock Hungry

when a girl wants to have sex under any circumstances. She'll do anything to have someones dick.
"that bitch be hella Cock Hungry"

"Sally fucked Eddie at the park because she was feeling cock hungry"

"Khazi is hella fucken cock hungry"
by gclaw September 20, 2009
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Cockblocked by Jesus

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.
Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
by bombus August 18, 2010
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Cocomelon

The worst channel on youtube. Featuring:
Cringe nursery rhymes
Half hour long videos
The whole channel is just uncomfortable to watch.

Needless to say it is threatening pewdiepie's position as most subscribed youtuber as well, which is unacceptable.

Gamers, gather your forces, this will be a tough war.
What you can do in this holy war against blasphemous Cocomelon:
Dislike the videos
Leave spam comment on the videos
Post a rick roll in the comments section
Report the videos for spam
Block them
Spread the word so that more parents can be freed from this stupidity
If for any reason cocomelon is recommended to you block it to state your firm opinion to the algorithm.
I am planning to put add on mtr telling people to unsub to cocomelon and sub to pewdiepie, both advertisement style and propaganda style
by A dying goat June 22, 2020
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