Math class thoughts

The type of thoughts you have about your crush or partner when you zone out in class

Steve: do you have the notes from today's class?
Jeff: shouldn't you have them too? You were there
Steve: nah bro. I was having mad math class thoughts about Bella

by UrMomAtMyPlace.net April 13, 2020

procedural chess

The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.

Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.

by pseudoraphael June 1, 2020

The Class Presentation

Whenever going to give a presentation the student gets a massively sturdy rock hard erection. Whenever getting noticed he goes into the act of violently dry humping his desk, which then leads to a massive ejaculation due to the hard stimulus from the wooden desk.

Yea man I gave "The Class Presentation" Monday morning

by g_dongz August 25, 2020

Mental Chess

A scenario where two or more people are trying to outsmart each other. Either if it’s for a fun game or even life or death.

“The amount of Mental Chess between the protagonist and antagonist was astounding!”

by Definingsandwich October 11, 2020

Hobby Class

Bajan slang for freeness.

Barbadian for VIP complimentary.
Ajani
Shortest

Bajan slang for freeness. Eg. My cousin got a job at the cinema, we got hobby class. Free entrance, free food & drinks. I'm going next week again.

by Shortest October 15, 2020

zoom class

"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-

"zoom class is like prison"
"yea prison that disconnects every 4 seconds lol"

by scarful23 November 17, 2020

predator class

A class of people in one of the highest and most powerful positions. protected and above the law. they enjoy the luxury of illumination

some names you may recognize: George Soros, Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby

"he's the lesser of two evils. at least he's not known to be of the predator class. I'm still not voting, I will not play into their game"

by 50%salineshitface November 21, 2020