Should never exist, a couple of punk-ass kids that think they're cool but still are the boy toy of some priest. Death Metal and any sort of "Religion" what-so-ever should never coincide, it's just cheap ass subliminal messaging, which would anger any non-poser metal crowd.
Jimmy: Oh boy, have you listened to that new cd by <insert Christian Death Metal album here>
Billy: Yeah I love listening to that while my preacher bends me over and spanks me with a bible.
Billy: Yeah I love listening to that while my preacher bends me over and spanks me with a bible.
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I will be attending an excellent college next year, which reminds me that no one from Florida Christian ever excelled and went to a prestigious college, they were always "unmentionable" colleges, when in reality most claim to go to the University of Florida, home of the gators, but they really end up going to Miami-Dade Community College.
Oh before I forget the Chapels the school holds.. They are usually time consumers and what teachers hope for every Wednesday to avoid teaching. Usually kids hold up their hands and pretend to care, so they aren't yelled at later in class, if you chewed gum or used your phone in chapel its usually a referral and the deens give you a lecture and make you apologize to whoever gave the sermon that day. The sermons were usually boring as f*** I had to have friends nudge me to keep me awake, and the whole standing up and singing for like 45 minutes.. Yeah you get the jest of it, doing that for 52 days a year, well you end up memorizing those songs in a heartbeat causing you to have insomnia and haunt you. The sermons, well they were boring.
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I will be attending an excellent college next year, which reminds me that no one from Florida Christian ever excelled and went to a prestigious college, they were always "unmentionable" colleges, when in reality most claim to go to the University of Florida, home of the gators, but they really end up going to Miami-Dade Community College.
Oh before I forget the Chapels the school holds.. They are usually time consumers and what teachers hope for every Wednesday to avoid teaching. Usually kids hold up their hands and pretend to care, so they aren't yelled at later in class, if you chewed gum or used your phone in chapel its usually a referral and the deens give you a lecture and make you apologize to whoever gave the sermon that day. The sermons were usually boring as f*** I had to have friends nudge me to keep me awake, and the whole standing up and singing for like 45 minutes.. Yeah you get the jest of it, doing that for 52 days a year, well you end up memorizing those songs in a heartbeat causing you to have insomnia and haunt you. The sermons, well they were boring.
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Examples of a fake Christian are President Bill Clinton, "Reverend" Al Sharpton and most American leftists.
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