Getting bored while sitting on the loo when constipated and resorting to feverishly flicking your bean to pass the time
by Celbo March 29, 2010
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Normal person - I fuckin hate chavs, they beat me up and nicked my phone, such a bunch of twats.
Chavophile - Hey, i have lots of friends who are chavs and dont slag them off just because they are solid.
Normal person - You fucking chavophile, go suck some pikey cock.
Chavophile - Hey, i have lots of friends who are chavs and dont slag them off just because they are solid.
Normal person - You fucking chavophile, go suck some pikey cock.
by Wellsey September 7, 2004
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by bulldozer conquers all! February 28, 2005
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Get the chavify mug.chaventry is a small town in the midlands which is really called daventry, which thrives with a bunch of sad ass loser chavs.
the wreck(sometimes) and daneholm are the only places where you can get peace, without having your teeth knocked out, although it has happened before
the wreck(sometimes) and daneholm are the only places where you can get peace, without having your teeth knocked out, although it has happened before
Xxkrystal_childxX oh my god man! look at all the loser chavs we can never get any peace round here.
*>miss_autumn<* yeah lets go down the wreck or daneholme and jump on the nets.
somechavguy come here i wanna steal your polos innit man safe man sorted man SOUND!
Xxkrystal_childxX ...
*>miss_bucket<* i hate living in chaventry.
*>miss_autumn<* yeah lets go down the wreck or daneholme and jump on the nets.
somechavguy come here i wanna steal your polos innit man safe man sorted man SOUND!
Xxkrystal_childxX ...
*>miss_bucket<* i hate living in chaventry.
by chanelle amber-anne June 20, 2006
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You god-damn chavver rude boi!
by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 10, 2005
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by Guy March 18, 2005
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