Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.

"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021

cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Carbon

Carbon is the best launcher with in game support to ever exist

Hey did you see him using Carbon

by bebepepe October 29, 2021

Carson

GOAT of the soccer ball, like 5'10" or something idk maybe 5'11". His middle name is Eugene.

Carson lebum lebum lebum.

by StillDrawer November 3, 2021

Carson

Carson - A very racist term, the insulting term for white and black people, god, and jesus.

My friend hates Carsons because he believes in God

by Amor Henderson November 5, 2021

Carson

A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.

Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.

by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021

Carson

She is a beautiful brunette, brown eyed girl, who is sometimes perfect and she is funny and you love to be around her! Carson is also athletic and loves her friends and family!!

Carson is for sure going pro

by literallythebestever November 13, 2021