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Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!
by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023
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Golf Crap

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”
by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017
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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.
I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.
by Tooftreef September 17, 2023
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cabin crap

1) A crap so big that it forms two or more lincoln-log sized craps in the toilet, which could make a log cabin if desired.

2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.
1) OMG that cabin crap felt so good, but it clogged the toilet.

2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?
by Cool Dude 234 December 14, 2012
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chunky crap

1) material that needs to be dressed away from plants.

2) slang term for red feces caused by high iron intake.
1) You need to clean that chunky crap from them plants so you can get down to the nitty gritty.

2) What a horrible chunky bowel movement.
by Robard July 13, 2007
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No, because they're crap

Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
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