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chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.
Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!
by Major Broseph January 26, 2009
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Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get
I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!
by DJTiffers March 20, 2015
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Crap

The word "crap" comes from the inventor of the flushing toilet, Thomas Crapper. After that, the toilet started to be called the "crapper", in honour of its inventor. After that, the name for feces became "crap", and finally, nowadays, we use it as a word to express our emotions. Some people consider it as a swear word, but it is actually a shortened last name.
Person 1: Your wallet was stolen!!!
Person 2: ...Crap.
by le zoink December 18, 2018
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Ass-crap

Just underneath crap, which is an overused term.
Your guitar playing is worse than crap. It is ass-crap.
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
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Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.
Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
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Crap tooth

A word used towards someone stupid
Jimmy: hey crap tooth come here

Damien: fuck you Jimmy
by Joemamasahoe October 19, 2019
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Crap

by Smh hehe April 25, 2019
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