When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021
Get the Awesome crapmug. 1) A crap so big that it forms two or more lincoln-log sized craps in the toilet, which could make a log cabin if desired.
2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.
2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.
1) OMG that cabin crap felt so good, but it clogged the toilet.
2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?
2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?
by Cool Dude 234 December 14, 2012
Get the cabin crapmug. by Tooftreef September 17, 2023
Get the Crap battlemug. shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer
A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour
B- yea what about her?
A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today
B- hahaha nice bro !
B- yea what about her?
A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today
B- hahaha nice bro !
by christophorus August 5, 2011
Get the crap wrapmug. an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.
2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?
Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?
Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017
Get the crap plattermug. by spencer soper October 2, 2020
Get the crap weaselmug. Bad taste in music, typically what you and your friends blast on a Saturday afternoon. Aka your taste in music.
by Apple_21 January 25, 2019
Get the Crap Musicmug.