Crack Man 

usually a jew. someone who likes to put his face in the crack or butt hole area of a male(FAG) or female(usually fat).

John is meow knowned as Crack Man. Fuckin Freak

Crack Man by E to the Izzy August 21, 2008

crack attack 

the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.

A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!

B. Dag yo!

crack attack by sam tinsley November 9, 2004

Crack one out 

To lascerate your cock while 'watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of' hot sexy women.

Masturbation in laymans terms.

James: "Im going home for a wank."
Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".

Crack one out by Professor Stupidity March 29, 2008

Crack Whore 

A highly trained whore at the top of her profession. Much like the crack troops used for missions of high strategic importance, the crack whores are deployed by pimp daddy's only in the most desperate of circumstances.

We have some high rolling arab businessmen in town - Deploy the crack whore.

Crack Whore by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

crack cocain 

basicly the best shit eva

crack is a hell of a drug,bitch

crack cocain by yo mamma May 13, 2005

crack cunt 

A females inability to successfully urinate despite frequent trips to the toilet. This typically occurs after the comsumption of a large amount of drugs.

A similar phenomenom occurs in men called crack cock.

"I must have crack cunt. I sat on the toilet for ten minutes without pissing."

crack cunt by ariesjow August 24, 2005

crack finger 

The finger you scratch your ass crack with

My index finger is my crack finger

crack finger by Dubiks December 19, 2018