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cock block blocker 

cock block blocker: Also know as a wingman.
My wingman took care of the cock blocker
cock block blocker by dodgyd May 13, 2005

cock-o-pops 

Tasty cereal mentioned in GTA:San Andreas
Start your day with a mouth full of cock
cock-o-pops by Notoriousdoc May 20, 2005

cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk
Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."
cock-vomit by Trent Schoneweis August 4, 2007

cock guiding 

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some
Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.
cock guiding by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

cock mania 

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.
Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.
cock mania by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Cock Squad 

Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.
"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."
Cock Squad by The Blue Avenger March 6, 2009