Infinite Covid Concern Theorem 

A scientific theorem used by communication psychologists: an upper-class white liberal will find a way to mention how they are more careful to COVID-19 virus than any other person in the room

"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"

"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"

"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"

Infinite Covid Concern Theorem by thatsrightimFUNNY March 20, 2022

Land 'O COVID 

A region of relatively high concentration of COVID positive individual cases, regardless of death toll.

Hey, you headin' back to Alabama?
Oh, HELL NO! That's the Land 'O COVID. I'm stayin' in Naples, FL where COVID doesn't even exist.

Land 'O COVID by YAWA December 12, 2020

Leader of the Covid-free World

Shouldn't we celebrate New Zeland Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern as Leader of the Covid-free World considering the lack of leadership shown by many world leaders?

Who is the Leader of the Covid-free World?
New Zealand had less cases than Trump's White House.

Leader of the Covid-free World by No Hemingway February 6, 2021

PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder 

A mental condition triggered by events or activities that mirror traumatic memories of the Covid-19 pandemic.

She panics and leaves the room as fast as she can if someone coughs. She has PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.
He doesn’t like to be alone in his apartment. He suffers from PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.

PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder by FreshWords April 14, 2021

I have Covid 

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.

"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"

I have Covid by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022

due to covid

The new "Thanks Obama". When something goes awry or wrong, we used to say "Thanks Obama", but now it is "due to COVID".

Hey why did you double your prices? We had to, due to COVID.

Why didn't you guys come over last night? We couldn't due to COVID.

OmG I have gained so much weight - due to COVID. Thanks Obama.

due to covid by Monkaypants December 6, 2020

The Covid 19 

Like the "freshman 15" but it's the weight you gain from being stuck in quarantine.

My mom asked if i gained weight and i said "yeah i got a case of 'The Covid 19'

The Covid 19 by Dickerson231 April 21, 2020