couch fuck

when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it

billy couch fucked the shit out of that leather love seat

by matt gardener October 16, 2006

coughart

coughart, cofart, coughfart, cough-fart

NOUN

PRONOUNCED: cough•fart

The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.

David heard Ellie's COUGHART while he was getting high. He laughed and told her she was lucky that she didn't COUGHSHART all over her panties.

by ghost_hunter October 24, 2006

coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.

Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.

by Andy! January 2, 2007

coughing it down

To disguise the sound of the splash while one is taking a shit in a public toilet.

Mark is coughing it down.

by Jamie Skipper June 25, 2008

Caught me on the reload!

In a first person shooter game when someone kills someone else because they had to reload.

Wow, thats not fair you caught me on the reload!

by Eugene Smearknov June 29, 2009

Couch University

Where the kid in your high-school class, who commits to absolutely nothing after graduating, "goes" to. They dont plan on any more college or education whatsoever, no plans to join the armed forces, and support no job whatsoever. This person can either be found in bed sleeping, in the fridge, on the toliet, but especially on the couch watching sports center for the 5th time that day. Luckily for them their parents are still supporting them with free food, clothing, and a home.

Pat: So where did Ricky go after he graduated?
Tyler: Couch University, man.
Pat: Omg is that a real school ??
Tyler: Lolz... not exactly

by Moooody July 16, 2009

couch potato chic

Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.

or

Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.

John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?

Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?

John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!

by Ozla November 12, 2009