A cheap make-up brand that can be found in the back of every drugstore cosmetics aisle and all Limited Too stores. One of the first companies to market make-up to preteens and teenagers (though most teenage girls in the know consider it not to be "real" cosmetics) by utilizing bright packaging and tasty flavors. Their Lip Smackers lip balm was the first of its kind in 1973, and was the ubiquitous accessory of the day, hung on its nylon lariat around the necks of teenybopper girls across America.
"I would be a great class president because I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonnebell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms."
--Summer from Napoleon Dynamite
--Summer from Napoleon Dynamite
by Estoy En Su Punta January 23, 2006
Get the Bonnebell mug.A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.
Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!
Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.
Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!
Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.
Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!
by bobby_915 February 20, 2011
Get the Boner downer mug.1) When someone creeps up on you/stalks you to get a boner.
2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.
2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.
1) Fred saw Darcie’s perfect ass sway with each step. He was naked and aroused. Behind the bushes, he saw his boner. He started stroking it for immense pleasure. He let out a deep moan drawing attention to him. Darcie peered around the bush and saw naked Fred. “Boner creep!” she yelled. She kicked him in the balls.
2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.
2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.
by Well, shit. April 21, 2018
Get the boner creep mug.A Brekky Bong is the classic Aussie description of a bong (a bowl) of holy ganja smoked at or before breakfast. Depending on priorities, smoking habits and available food and/or cash, for some folks, the bong itself constitutes breakfast. Ideally, it would not be consumed with the entire family present, and should not be packed by your Mum.
Woke up, fumbled around for the lighter, reached down for the mix and packed myself a nice little Brekky Bong.
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by Davisiz August 10, 2010
Get the Brekky Bong mug.When you get so bored at work that you spring wood. This actually makes it worse because now you have to sit there and still have nothing to do. However you can't get up to roam the office in search of killing the boredom due to your raging hard-on. These tend to last longer than regular boners.
I'm so f'ing bored sitting here but I can't get up to roam because everyone in the office will see my Boredom Boner. Shit I'm bored.
by Terryho April 5, 2013
Get the Boredom Boner mug.When you have so much poop in the chute that it pushes against your prostate just so that it causes you to get a boner
by AskingForAFriend June 12, 2018
Get the diarrhea boner mug.(Noun) When a person with Borderline Personality Disorder is set off, causing extreme distress, anger, or even aggression.
"Hey, do you want to go get Arby's?"
"No thanks, I just broke my favorite coffee cup and now I have a raging bpd boner."
"No thanks, I just broke my favorite coffee cup and now I have a raging bpd boner."
by BalefulCypher December 24, 2018
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