Roller blinds

Blind people on rollerskates.

Beware of the roller blinds.

by Pou Nai Yu February 27, 2022

Blind date Butler

a term you use when someone picks you up or drops you off so you can go on a date/hook up

Him - wow you got to the restaurant early
Me- yeah thanks to my blind date butler

by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025

ugly blind

Unable to see ugliness. Finds the beauty in everything. Can turn negatives into positives.

I was born ugly blind, all I can see is the beauty in everyone's personality and soul.

by Ashes_enlight August 11, 2024

blind quote

A blind quote is an estimate of the cost or service when no, or limited research is done to pin point a more accurate amount or timeline. This is less through than a standard estimate where time is available and given to narrow down a more likely cost or timeframe.

I pushed the guy at the repair shop to tell me some amount for my brake repair. He gave me a blind quote, but said this is his best guess without seeing it, and thus not official.

by mil-town-414 September 08, 2022

Blind buy

To impulsively purchase an item that you've yet to try/experience with the hopes that it turns out for the best. (Generally something that's received a bit of hype).

Sauvage Dior was a blind buy for me, but I ended up liking it.

by Emerald City March 07, 2024

The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

by swagmastermf November 22, 2021

Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

by Mexican Handshake August 01, 2010