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birder

A birder is a lad who laps up attention off the ladies and thinks of themselves as pretty much a big deal. Probably quite good looking, but more importantly, thinks that they're the fittest thing to ever walk the earth.

Birders will always have several girls on the go, and probably have different names for all of them. E.g 'wifey', 'baby girl' or 'boo' - this keeps all the women feeling special and thinking that they're the only 1
Girl 1: "Hey, u heard of that josh evans?he seems pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Yeah- a big time birder, don't go there babe"
by La Horndog TM January 14, 2010
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Birded

When you're trying to have a perfectly normal conversation but bird finds a way to make it about sex and kink
Man, yesterday we were talking about grocery stores and we got birded big time.

oh yeah? how so?

He ended up talking about his favorite sex shop
by EpicFailDude May 3, 2022
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Him: Happy Bird Holocaust Day!
Me: Bird Holocaust Day? You're a dumbass.
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Bigred

A faggot ass ginger bitch who sucks the soul out of everyone who's near. He's a little queer bitch who can't get a girlfriend to save his life cause he's a fucking loner. Someone who physically can't please a girl because of his microscopic cock. Doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself cause he's soulless.
#niggerbitch #nosoul #ginger #Bigred
by Fratboy86 March 3, 2017
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bird

Robin: You got any pills for tonight, man?
Will: Nah, but I'm pickin up a bird at 3..
by LMRLANCS January 27, 2008
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bird

That guy says he has a big bird.

We know he doesnt have much of a bird.
by Tracy July 10, 2003
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naked bird

(n) a smooth, shaved man bag and surrounding area. Can be found often pecking at a naked nest.
1. "Dude, did you see Chris shaved his balls? He's got a naked bird"

2. My naked bird was digging through that bitch's naked nest shortly before it spat all over it.
by CyberUrban April 13, 2005
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