Baconian

1. A person that will go to great lengths to eat bacon, someone who is addicted to bacon and refuses to eat breakfast without it.
2. relating to Sir Francis Bacon or his inductive method of reasoning and philosophy.
3. an adherent of Bacon's philosophical system.

I am a recovering baconian and have been bacon free for three weeks!

by Estu the pirate October 24, 2017

bacon dick

a very very old looking dick

wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!

by meatballeater December 15, 2017

baconman

He is a man who loves bacon. Without his bacon he could die. He also has a lot of friends.

thats baconman!

by dhusagpfghwiufhufufhydh February 28, 2018

Bacon

A food Americans eat to gain a third chin

"Hey want some bacon."

"No you, bloody American"

by British_Tea50 June 9, 2018

Bacon

Mostly known as the greatest meat of all time, bacon is also the greatest surname. The bacon’s Are quite the partyers and know how to have a good time in good ol Canada

Neighbor: boy those bacon’s sure are partyers

by 2@5 August 15, 2018

Bacon

The art of being exactly 98.7 kg at the age of 53 and 142 says. Pretty much a at pig

Eh eh look at that bacon on the other side of the street how does he walk

by Ensusksssjx December 6, 2018

Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019