Canada's History

A type of Bestiality. The Act of having sex with Beavers while enjoying a G.B. Special.

Dude, There's a G.B. Special!
Lets find some beaver and have a Canada's History!

by RaiinBoi February 4, 2010

clear my browser history

Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.

Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.

by HentaiMaster9001 July 14, 2016

Canada's History

Canada's History can refer to a strenuous sexual act but may also be used in place of the phrase "cum guzzling anal slut."

I can't believe he stole my waffles... what a Canada's History!

by SClvr February 7, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sexual act that involves the fat end of the hockey stick, an adoloesent moose antler, 13 ounces of maple syrup, and a black and white photo of Jim Carrey as the cable guy... It was crafted for centuries and stolen from the minds of ancient african warlords.

User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.

by crl0322 February 8, 2010

canada's history

the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.

"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"

by richard swet February 11, 2010

Aviation History

A shitty class at a certain university, that has nothing but teachers that want to rape you. only good thing is a couple topics . but seariously the teachers want to rape you.

man i think that teacher wants to aviation history you.

by runway 5 taxi via bravo October 27, 2025

National History Day

for some reason, history teachers love forcing their students to participate in a random wacky holiday and spend like half the year on their projects

"The creation of my National History Day project came to me in a dream. Better classified as a nightmare, really. After I woke up, I knew I had to do a website. The other project mediums seemed more haunting and daunting. The only thing that made sense to me, the only rational decision after such a nightmare, was to build a website on the most difficult project maker. After all, if I could build a website on that, it would truly prove myself a proper historian. Using the website builder, I clawed and begged and howled to the computer screen for weeks, until coherent words formed, and this project was born."

by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024