Man Candy Bastard

A really smokin' hot male who acts nice at first, and looks like a generally nice person, but is actually a jerk and only looking for someone to push around.

Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Tom Cruise are such man candy bastards!

by lil' bit-o-honey May 2, 2011

red bastard

A communist or anyone associated with the commies.

Josef Stalin is a red bastard. And so is Fidel Castro and Chairman Mao.

by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

degrading bastard

Someone who thinks girls should have penis's shoved down their throats and cause them to gag, choke, or throw up.

Someone who defined blowjob said that girls should learn to deal with having a penis gagging them.

by Anonymous February 25, 2004

basted

basted- (verb) the act of getting gin bucket injected into your mouth by a turkey baster; usually results in getting wasted

1.)Tim brought the gin bucket and Kira got basted all night in the hot tub.

2.)I got basted last night, I am so hungover.

by Cooner c-town August 13, 2010

frying pan bastard

when someone is said to be fat who is a bastard

rich is a frying pan bastard

by APR May 8, 2003

camping bastard

one involved in camping, particularly one who believs it to be a "legitimate battlefeild tactic."

"Oh you camping bastard!"
"Its totally legit! Fuck you cockbite!"

by ripper44872 June 3, 2006

Basti

A Basti is someone who gets aggressive really fast and for marginal reasons but makes up for that with subpar intelligence and early loss of hair.

Manuel: Basti is a Spasti!
Nico: I will kill you!!!!

by HC Strache October 18, 2017