Canadian Bank Robbery

Where you rob a bank passing along a nice note. something like "my name is Ted, please give me all the money in this establishment." It isn't illegal because whoever gives u the money is actually robbing the bank, you are just asking for it nicely.

Did you hear about that bank robbery last night? It was a Canadian bank robbery, they said the thief was a super nice and personable guy.

by BigDaddyTeddyBear July 11, 2018

slang bank

your bank of slang terms. no one really cares if you are rich in the bank but at least maybe you get some respect. often it can be an embarrassment. See figure 1.

figure 1:
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: hey can you spill the tea

You: bet ofc. its all thats rad. i can't deal with that emo kid. such a karen i say, with no cap. i ship her with that tool tyler. once i opened a note she passed and it said CU46. wtf get a room. hes also the guy with the molly at that darty last weekend. we told him it was lowkey but hes a crunk. that was tubular though. anyway, wanna come over for a little cheeba?

you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: ok bet. please lay off the cringe. hey since when has your slang bank been so titanic?

You: always been lit.

by verycreativeps3udonym September 22, 2021

spank bank

What you accuse your co-workers of compiling when they take a work-related photo of you.

Hey Lauren, you're keeping that picture you took of me installing the exhibition on the second floor for your spank bank, hm?

by 2girls1account October 14, 2019

Bank alt

An alt account used to store valuable items.

Person 1: you use a bank alt?
Person 2: yep.
Person 1: what a noob...

by bluehoodie April 20, 2024

Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

memory bank is loaded

Rich in memories

I've lived the high life to have any significant savings but my memory bank is loaded

by Indacloudman May 14, 2018

corrie banks

British slang for "Coronation Bank Holiday", referring to the 2023 coronation of succeeding monarch, King Charles III.

"Are you planning any flag shagging at the weekend"
"For corrie banks, absobloodylutely!"

by joed_paulb January 24, 2023