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low bang 

verb. to fuck someone in a lower social class; during the middle ages this used to be the noblemans right

noun. a bieber-esque hairstyle worn by fucktards, these dipshits wear to tight tee shirts overlaid by flannel shirts and large amounts of silly bandz on their limp wrists
v. Sir John Bellaire: I believe I will travel to Yorkshire and have a right good low bang upon finishing my ale and roast mutton dinner

n. Kyle does not realize that his low bang style is leading to a beat down of the worst kind, when in the name of shit does that spoon chest think he will get around to cutting that?
low bang by cornfritter October 28, 2010
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Bing Bang Boom 

1. Song and album by Highway 101 that deals with "falling in love" or instant strong sexual attraction that may be disguised as love.

2. Slang term for sex, especially sexual intercourse and orgasm.
1. This song is so right. Keep your hormones in check or you'll be going Bing Bang Boom.

2. Guy: Say, little Missy, wanna get lucky tonight? How about a little Bing Bang Boom?

Girl: (Laughing) Go Bing Bang Boom your little self, loser.
Bing Bang Boom by Gina Vu May 18, 2009

anal gang bang

1: Sexual: Partaking in a gang bang-style orgy which is strictly limited to anal sex.

2: Non-sexual: Used to describe a situation or emotion that is less than desired, uncomfortable, or generally bad.
Flip: "Hey yo baby, hows about you an' me hook up and get in on the chocolate train?!"
Rhyonda: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Flip: "Anal gang bang, bitch!"

Cop: "Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"
Aaron: "Was I speeding, officer?"
Cop: "Well I should say so. I clocked you at 103mph in a 55mph zone. That carries a God damned hefty fine, young man".
Aaron: "Anal gang bang..."
Cop: "STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! There will be NO anal gang bang on my watch, BITCH!"
Aaron: "I love a man in uniform..."
anal gang bang by Babies September 13, 2006

chang bang 

To be stood up. Particularly by a asian dude.
You got chang banged by Jonathon?
chang bang by bpear March 5, 2007

The Gang Bang Theory 

A theorem derived from the big bang theory. The gang bang theory states that all women, consciously or otherwise, crave an infinite number of cocks.
Jerry's ex sure proved the gang bang theory when she fucked all his friends.
The Gang Bang Theory by Yavitz March 28, 2009

flash-bang 

an adventure, escapade, or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual hook-up, or within an actual romantic relationship.
son: what is considered rape nowadays?

father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.
flash-bang by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2012