boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms February 02, 2016

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Boyfriend Dudy

The act of going with your girlfriend while she does things otherwise considered "girly"such as: shopping, getting her hair/nails done, etc.

Guy #1: Dude, let's hangout this weekend, I just got the new Call of Duty

Guy #2: I wish I could man, I'm on boyfriend dudy all weekend.

by Slambumpkin Duncan March 29, 2016

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Kiss your boyfriend

Go kiss your boyfriend SEPTEMBER 7TH :)

Hey today’s national kiss your boyfriend go kiss jake.

by Poppy princess September 05, 2021

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golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals

My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.

by Hoemalone2 December 26, 2023

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two-day-boyfriend

Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.

Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"

by Olivia Moore June 08, 2017

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