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Beauty blind

by Colemole12 August 7, 2021
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Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up
"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"
by fatttt December 10, 2016
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Blind Contrarian

A person who disagrees with any ideas or beliefs that are brought up, or takes the opposite stance, purely for the sake of creating disagreement or causing irritation to the listener.
Person 1: I think abortion should remain legalized

The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life

Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.

The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important

Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.
by pwnagephake April 9, 2022
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blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.
"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."
by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019
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Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.
"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
by vvaerea March 2, 2025
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blonk blindness syndrome

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.
I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome
by Sris⁷ January 21, 2024
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