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man bacon

The skin found underneath ones fingernails after digging into the buttocks of the stud you just had sex with.
"That hot guy had alot of man bacon to offer"
by craig black September 1, 2006
mugGet the man baconmug.

pac man

A yellow circle with one quarter cut out to make a mouth

this was a big arcade game back in the day
Mommy can i have another quarter to play pac man?
by Welshwonder April 23, 2004
mugGet the pac manmug.

Guinness Man

A Guinness Man is a man who predominantly drinks Guinness above all other pint options.

He will sometimes drink lager, but more often than not he'll go for a Guinness.

A Guinness Woman demonstrates the same traits as a Guinness Man, but she is female.
Man one: I'm heading to the bar, lager?

Man two: No thanks, I'm a Guinness Man.
by rormcgror October 10, 2013
mugGet the Guinness Manmug.

Man the Harpoons!

The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!
mugGet the Man the Harpoons!mug.

Man-Vote

When there is more than one man in a room and one of said men has "information" he is not sharing with the other men (i.e. naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend), a noble man may call upon the Man-Vote. All men present take part in the Man-Vote, voting either for or against the viewing of said information. As always, majority rule.
That fairy wouldn't show us the pictures of his girlfriend on his phone so I called a Man-Vote.
by Bob de Cock January 1, 2011
mugGet the Man-Votemug.

Pac Manning

To drive right on the dotted white lane divider, which gives the same effect as Pac-Man eating dots.
There was this moron today pac manning down the motorway
by ROFLMAO# May 20, 2007
mugGet the Pac Manningmug.

Man Formula

(ass=<tits>everything<pussy)/face

One can calculate the overall physical attractiveness of a female by entering values into the Man Formula.

The formula is derived as follows. One can conclude that tits are greater than ass on general principle. In addition, tits are better than everything because you can titifuck. Titifucking, while the shit, is nothing compared to actual pussy, therefore, pussy is greater than everything.

The reason for dividing by face is because if the face is zero, that bitch should not even be considered. She does not exist.
Keso: Yo my nig, according to the Man Formula, I should be tapping that ass.

Zach: Naw you dumb African, her face is a zero. She does not exist.

Keso: Nigga you are gay and rude.
by bigzuki27 July 21, 2010
mugGet the Man Formulamug.

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