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Ali

A fucking dumbass, who masturbates to Hentai. He loves playing PUBG, but everyone knows he sucks
Random guy: Why did you fuck my wife?

Anthony: Because im ali today
by NBRminator December 11, 2017
mugGet the Alimug.

Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢
"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "
by mr cod January 21, 2024
mugGet the Ali Bongomug.

Ali

Ali, also known as 199 or Ali Abdul! We all love him:D
"Ali is amazing!"
by MyBelovedBenson October 17, 2021
mugGet the Alimug.

ALI

Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The result of corporate buy in to cheap lies peddled by other large corporate carpetbaggers who got them to buy in to the bullshit, resulting in loss of sales and outright hatred by the general population.
Marketing Rep: I don't get it, the ML coders from (Insert AI company name here) said we could reduce costs and increase revenue by implenting their AI into our online customer service app.

Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
by The Oracle of Tun March 14, 2025
mugGet the ALImug.

Ali

Ali is an intelligent, kind, soft and caring person. He has a very special taste in music, he is multi-talented and is definitely the most attractive person in the room. Ali generally pays attention to very little details, has a good memory, he never accepts humiliation and although he is very introverted but he can be the most romantic person you will ever meet!
If you have an Ali, never lose him.
by Benjamin tennyson November 23, 2021
mugGet the Alimug.

Slime-ali

What salami turns into after it has seen its best days. A mold-like substance that covers the meat when it decays inside the refridgerator.
There's nothing better than a home-made lunch by Mom to really hit the spot...Unless of course she used the last few pieces of slime-ali.
by Stevie Y July 9, 2005
mugGet the Slime-alimug.

alis

Alis is the prettiest among the prettiest. She is incredibly cute and has a potential to become a lawyer thanks to her arguing skill. She is also very smart and that is one of the reason why she is super attractive
Alis means eyebrow in Malay languange. So we can use Alis in a sentences like this “ She have a nice Alis !”
by your archibald March 12, 2022
mugGet the alismug.

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