by anonymous January 13, 2025
Get the Fanum Tax mug.The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
Get the retard tax mug.When someone gifts you something and it has the brand/logo of the person/company on it so that you advertise it for them making it a win/win situation.
by Nikk Ger October 31, 2023
Get the Fanum Tax mug.Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.
Also see tittie tax.
Also see tittie tax.
-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?
-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009
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Get the taxes mug.The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.
'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009
Get the Bitch Tax mug.The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).
The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
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