Innocent as a smoothie

I am like pure fruits with the truth,no additives no preservatives . Not guilty

Some one is accusing of doing something wrong, you say I am innocent as a smoothie

by bhman February 14, 2012

tight as a bird

to be angry or irritated

Jenny was tight as a bird after she failed the math test she'd studied for all night.

by awkwardhuman January 2, 2013

Dead as a pickle

Dead. Literally means dead as an inanimate object.

Dude you look dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

Crowned as a princess

Intentially getting a girl so fuck up she can't stand stripping her naked then having a minimum of 4 men jackoff into her hair.

This lightweight at a party got crowned as a princess then woke up the next morning asking her why strands of hair are sticking together.

by Ron Michael jeremy May 17, 2016

tight as a nuns bum

This saying relates to the Sound of Music . In a deleted scene Baron Von Trapp finds away around Julie Andrews vowels as a nun leaving her front bum pure.

This jam jar won't open, it was as tight as a nuns bum.

by Smalley 2 Shits November 16, 2016

deep as a milf's vagina

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam

"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"

by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017

Crooked as a fox

adj when someone acts as crooked as a fox; or a fox has appeared in a crooked manner.

Wow a fox in the middle of a world class oil tanker crashing throw the eastern Appalachians, that is as crooked as a fox

by King Jan Sobietski June 18, 2018