Get the Apollyon mug.The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.
Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY
(Day after apocalypse)
Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY
(Day after apocalypse)
Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!
by anonfromhell December 20, 2012
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When the budha(see entry by Grim Reaper) realises that he has no more followers and then he comes down to earth and lands in a slave camp were he is mistaken for an escaping slave and then shot. Then a giant meteor hits the earth and destroys all living creatures.
"Hey look escaping slave shoot him!"
"No its Budha but OK"
BANG
"wow his head is shiny like that meteor heading towards us"
"Oh shit! AAAAAAAAAA-"
BANG!
"No its Budha but OK"
BANG
"wow his head is shiny like that meteor heading towards us"
"Oh shit! AAAAAAAAAA-"
BANG!
by Grim Reaper May 13, 2005
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Get the Aposo mug.Apostolos is a guy so toxic that he makes you wish you had never met him and at the same time you would do everything for him. He is stubborn and selfish to the point of disgust. He has a god complex and believes that he is always right. He has anger issues and breaks things, generally it is very easy for him to get involved in a fight. Apostolos doesn't say what he feels and expects others to know in a magical way exactly how to behave, unnaturally high standards. If you meet him you can't forget him, he is like a drug. Yes he is toxic, but when you look at him you forget everything.
But the most important thing about him is that he puts this label on himself. He wants to be the bad guy in the story. But he is so much more. Wake up.
But the most important thing about him is that he puts this label on himself. He wants to be the bad guy in the story. But he is so much more. Wake up.
by YouknwO November 21, 2021
Get the Apostolos mug.Aporagender is defined by someone identifies as their biological sex but prefers to go around telling people they're Aporagender without giving a proper answer to what gender they're claim to identify as
"Stephanie said she was aporagender, what does that mean?"
"I really don't know, it's she's faking it or something to get woke points"
"I really don't know, it's she's faking it or something to get woke points"
by Some_rando_sob May 7, 2022
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It’s hard when you are so awake. I know what all of you people are thinking and why.
It’s hard when you are so awake. I know what all of you people are thinking and why.
by Evilous Dark Power January 7, 2021
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