crack-a-nasty

means a wet fart

Dude, I so gotta crack-a-nasty in my pants.

by bones4 June 15, 2009

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Crush a piss

The act of emptying your bladder after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

Hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?

Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.

by Ricochamp October 18, 2012

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cracking a cold one with the girls

a circle formed by females typically friends, drinking a cold one (alcohol) talking or smashing to hot guys

cracking a cold one with the girls tonight or next saturday night?

by sexythang69 June 5, 2017

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Creeping like a boss

The act of creeping on someone unintentionally using Facebook's new "creep" feature.

*scrolling this Facebook*
*peripheral vision catches the updates on the new "creep" feature*
*finds out Bob commented on Billy's status*
*finds out Tom and Mark Zuckerberg are now friends*
*finds out Ticonderoga posted a sexual message on Bonquisha's wall*

Damn! I am creeping like a boss!

by Simple Cuboidal Epithelium September 23, 2011

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Crap on a catapult

A vulgar phrase a person says when they are angry or frustrated.

Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake

by 024 don't blaze it April 5, 2016

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cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.

1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2018

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