bubble poon

The unfortunate occurrence when a woman stores fat in her vaginal region. This leaves a fat curtain no man wants or needs in front of her poon.

See -GUNT

The bubble poon on that woman needed a cart.

by packers12 August 13, 2014

dog poon

A bitch

Ashley acted like a dog poon yesterday.

by Kilykid July 6, 2018

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").

Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?

by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011

Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020

poon bounce

An act where the male partner constantly bounces his penis on the female partners vagina.

She let me poon bounce her a bit before we fucked bro, it was glorious!

I poon bounced her for a solid 5 minutes.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014