Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.

Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.

by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024

bloody meatballs

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.

After last night, I had a pair of bloody meatballs.

by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017

Bloody Paradox

Any zoomer or millennial that is hyper. Commonly making gay jokes and doing offensive bullshit. Common phrases are, "LMAO UR GAY!"

Commit to the bloody paradox

by anonymous April 30, 2021

Bloody Tiger

When you whip a white person and blood erupts from the slashes and makes them look like a tiger with red stripes

Damn, she was wicked, gave me a bloody tiger and everything!

by Heyitsmarcus April 13, 2019

Bloody Tortilla

When a woman adds her period blood to food for some special flavor

"We were out of red sauce for taco night, so my girl gave me a Bloody Tortilla in its place"

by JinxFeet January 11, 2023

Bloody Soosan

The act of a woman menstrating or releasing her vaginal blood, upon a mans hand once he has placed his hand inside the vagina.

Usually induces mental scarring and the need to wash ones hand.

''Oh man, that girl just bloody soosaned me.''
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''Dude my girlfriend bloody soosan'd me! ''

by purplepenperson September 28, 2009

Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.

Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024