desk wetting

Pissing on a desk

Oh fuck me, George is desk wetting again

by SquirtingGranny August 12, 2017

wet fart

A fart which on it's passage out of the anus carries along anal juices and/ or sweat, leaving a small stain in the persons undergarments. For some it ticcles there cheeks.
People with large anuses do these type of farts alot.

'Whenever Jenifer Lopez farts, she exclaims, 'Ooh that was a wet fart!'.

by AlffredoisfatA November 8, 2008

Wet Suit

The act of getting head in the shower. Derives from "Tailored- getting your penis sucked while standing" Here, instead of getting "tailored" you receive a "wet suit".

Hater #1: "Did you hear? Jenny gave Dan a wet-suit yesterday!"
Hater #2: "Damn heard they got down"
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Jenny: "Yeah I gave him a wet suit yesterday"
Sarah: "He's never gonna leave you!"

by shawtbusshawty October 25, 2010

Wet Umbrella

The act or process of giving someone a wet umbrella:

noun: While having sex and the man being underneath the woman in a reverse cowgirl position, the girl will raise up off of the man’s penis just to the tip as so her pussy may make the shape of an umbrella and where the man’s penis will be the handle. After making the umbrella the woman proceeds to pee thus creating the wet umbrella effect.

This is not to ever be confused with a golden shower.

Visiting Washington DC you may be able to capture a wet umbrella bag, the only true protection against a wet umbrella!

Man Stephanie just gave Louis the best wet umbrella ever.

Amelia and John were having great sex until Amelia gave him a wet umbrella!

Girl can you ride up to the tip of my dick and give me a wet umbrella?

by Milissa H (TL) August 16, 2008

wet pussy

one of the best drinks i've ever had :D

1 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
2 oz Irish cream
6 oz milk
Pour the chambord, irish cream, and milk or cream into a shaker with ice. Shake, strain and pour into a champagne saucer.

Serve in:
Champagne Saucer

INSTRUCTIONS

Combine in shaker...pour over cracked ice( s'posed to taste like a ............. or a jolly rancher candy whatever you prefer!)ENJOY!!!!
INGREDIENTS

1 part Absolut Vodka®
1 part Watermelon schnapps
1 part Cranberry juice
1 part Pineapple juice
1 Cherry
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Gin 1/2 shot

Rum, coconut 1 shot

Schnapps, peach 1 shot

Vodka 1 shot

Cranberry Juice 3 oz.

Pineapple Juice 3 oz.

Glass to UseCocktail glass

Mixing Instructions
Mix the liqours together and then add the juices to taste. Add more juices to remove the flavor of the alcohol.

boy 1: one wet pussy

bartender: comin' right up

by CherryBomb305 October 4, 2009

wet nightmare

when you're sleeping with a chick and you wake up early and jack off on her back. The next morning you tell her you had a wet dream.

last weekend mindy blue-balled joe so he gave her the wet nightmare. it was hilarious

by TUhippy April 27, 2006

wet up

To be shot up stabbed resulting in death.

Man Marcus was stuntin on some bangsta last night and got wet up.

by Young Ceize September 7, 2005