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skirt tails

Don't let those skirt tails come in this house again.
by Jo_xo October 7, 2023
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monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.
Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.
by mehmet oz December 15, 2022
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pin the tail on the donkey

While having sex doggystyle and wearing a condom after finishing the male pulls off the now full condom inside out while getting the female's attention so she turns to look back at him, so he can then stick the condom between her eyes thus having pinned the tail on the donkey/ass.
I'm definitely goin to pin the tail on the donkey tonight when I'm done with that chick.
by MediumNasssty April 3, 2022
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Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.
"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."
by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016
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Tails

1. Sidekick of renowned Sonic the Hedgehog.
2. One of the sides of a coin, which is on the opposite side of heads (heads being denoted by a headshot of a person).
3. Plural form of tail, obviously...
1. Tails is pretty cool, still taking Sonic, though.
2. Heads, I'll go do it. Tails, I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me for shit.
3. HOW'S THAT DOG HAVE 2 TAILS???
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tail das

A person with a tail of cellotape and slug-like behaviour
You have a tail das
by Ya sit July 12, 2017
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charizard's tail

When a guy uses gasoline as lube and gives anal sex to someone and after he finishes lights the gasoline and penis aflame while it's still inside his partner
Last night me and Stacy did charizard's tail.
by deadpool$420$ November 12, 2021
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