Retarted Twins

2 people of the same ethnicity (usually hispanic) which asteroid both bald, and extremely stupid

Me: Did you see those 2 retarted twins?
Mason: Who? Darrion and Eric?
Me: Yeah they’re retarted as hell

by BaldGekyume September 14, 2020

Split Twins

Siblings who aren’t actually twins, but look so strikingly alike that people constantly mistake them for twins — despite being born years apart. It’s like the universe hit copy and paste, just with a time delay.

Split twins might share similar height, facial features, mannerisms, or even personalities. Whether they’re one year apart or ten, they give off serious twin energy without sharing a birth date.

“Wait, you’re not twins?”
“Nope. I’m three years older. We’re split twins.

by PubliusX June 22, 2025

Twin-zoned

Like being friend-zoned but instead being thought of as a twin.

Omar: I have feelings for you Isobel.
Isobel: I have always thought of you more as a twin.
Omar has now been twin-zoned.

by Turkey Dinosaur June 1, 2018

Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.

Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.

by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022

twin

"Twin" Is slang for "best friend" or "homie" - it's other definition is someone exactly as you from the same mother.

It is mainly used by friend groups and or/ newer generation slang users.

Friend 1: "Yo twin"
Friend 2: "Yo wsp bro"

by vermillon3 September 25, 2025

Twin Stacked On SC Normals

This is a common reference to the Admiral Twin putting elite members of the group GUF, to stack on Snow Core while they are bringing normal players.

twin stacked on SC normals again, man this always happens!

by Deluxe1 November 7, 2021

Twin Towers

Unless you have Alzheimers disease, I don't think we should be discussing this topic.

Or if you are Osama reincarnated from heaven

We are totally not terrorists, and not going to make this plane crash into the Twin Towers. We are totally normal tourists who haven't seen the inside of a cabin. Totally. Translate what I said into Arabic

by Trusted Guy September 28, 2023