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date rape blue

A mixed drink that quickly induces amnesia and incoherence. Specifically refers to the drink created by equal parts Blue Raspberry Tampico and cheap vodka.
Man, I had that date rape blue and I woke up smelling like lube.
by assmaster123 September 12, 2010
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Post-date postmate

When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.
Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
by Polo boy September 10, 2019
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make up date

A lunch or dinner date that two people go on after hooking up simply because they feel guilty for sleeping together without having gone on a date first.
Opposite of first-date-fuck and first-date-fuck faux pas.
1.) Well the sex wasn't great, but the food was good at the make up date the next day.

2.) I think John and I are going to hook up, but I kinda want to sneak out before we have to go on a make up date.
by Lol Sinsperth December 9, 2012
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One-eyed Date

Similar to a blind date. However, they know what you look like, its just blind for you because you were so blacked out drunk you can't remember what they look like.
Jeremy: I hear you're going out with that girl from Saturday night that drove you home?

Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.
by twosticks March 25, 2010
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Date Rape Face

Kumar: "....plus that dude has date rape face."
Harold: "I don't even know what that is."
Kumar: "One who possessed the face of a date rapist."
by Helvette August 11, 2008
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Dating Miss Michigan

To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.
Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.
by SuzieQ April 25, 2006
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have a date with Jill

"have a date with Jill" is a another term for male masturbating.

It is mostly used to used to offend somebody.

The name Jill is a metaphor for yor hand.

Your thumb and your index finger form the "J"
Your middlefinger forms the "I"
Your ring finger and pinkie form the "LL"
A: Oh! My first date with her. I´m so exited.
B: Yeah right, I think you have a date with Jill.
by sv3ns0n April 13, 2012
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