Pineapple

Why are u searching up what pineapple means?

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

by Best Definitions lol ha qwerty February 26, 2019

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.

by Sexydimma May 15, 2016

UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

Pineapple

A type of sex toy

"babe get the pineapple. I want you to shove it into my tight bussy, stem first"

"what the fuck honey?!"

by zorzorb October 10, 2021

pineapples

Pineapples is a fruit which is used for 2 reasons,
1. To eat.
2. As an underwater-home for ya boi bob.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a

fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob

SquarePants,

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants!

OR

He is eating 9000 pineapples

by The smartest boi on the google October 23, 2017

false pineapple

False Pineapple is the way, our god. Believe in the False Pineapple, do as it wishes, and everything in your life will be alright.

False Pineapple is my way of life

by kollo July 24, 2025

Pineappling

The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.

He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.

by SirButtsworth August 4, 2023