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Fuck my shit

"Fuck my shit" his king high straight beat my jack high.
by joseph greiman March 5, 2007
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Fuck my shit

When you take a cool shaped shit, then freeze it and later, with a condom on it use it as a dildo or other sexually stimulating device.
"Aww kids! Look at this shit! It looks like a dick! Lets fuck my shit"

"OK Ma, I'll get the camera"
by fuck my shit May 6, 2008
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shit hits the fan

when something blows up, goes big in the news, etc..
people talking shit, but when the shit hits the fan, everything im not, made me everything i am
-Kanye west
by krazz November 1, 2010
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Lose one's shit

Verb. To become so overwhelmed with excitement or euphoria that a person literally shits themselves, often without realising or caring.
To lose one's shit:

"You should have seen him - he was so happy with the result that he lost his shit!"

"Her crush made eye contact with her and smiled, and she lost her shit."
by Sakura44 June 20, 2016
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shit-faced

Shit-Faced is commonly seen in movies, when a guy it going to try to get wit a woman or vice versa. The word is said when the event occures, usually in pastence. And it has to happen later on in the act, it can't be at the start. Now if rebecca would have said fuck you! the first line that isnt getting shit-faced.
Hoolio: hey, how are you?
Rebecca: good you ?
Meaningless conversation and......
Hollio: so do you want to go back to my place ?
Rebecca: fuck you, perverted ass hole!
Witness: aw haha dude u just got shit-faced! haha
by stricky September 8, 2007
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peice of shit

a lazy person that lives like a slob, wont work for any thing and accepts anything for free. Normally you can point one out or smell it from 10 ft away
you didnt feed ur baby to feed your addiction you peice of shit
by flcracker88 March 13, 2016
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safety shit

Letting out half a shit so that you can hold your shit for longer
Guy number 1: hey dude I know I'm gonna need a shit later
Guy number 2: go have a safety shit then
by Cratchit get banged April 8, 2016
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