Cow Shit Pie

normal, plain, or average

Dave: does that always happen?

Jerry: Ya, it's as normal as cow shit pie

by The Graham March 17, 2009

double flush shit

when you take such a big shit you have to flush before you wipe and then after you wipe so the toilet doesn't get clogged

daniel-"you were in there for a long time"
connor-"yeah man it was a double flush shit"

by Big Red Bear 16 November 30, 2009

Fan hits the Shit

the total opposite of the shit hitting the fan, in which case nothing happened, calm, mellow

"too bad the fan hits the shit i didn't want him to kick the fuck out of him "

by Tom beaver stein February 21, 2009

Occam's shit stick

Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.

Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.

by cosmicaug October 7, 2009

Sistine Chapel Shit

When a man takes such a massive shit that he must flush the toilet half way through and then continue shitting because he's afraid that the turds will pile up so high in the bowl that they may make contact with his junk as it hangs down into the toilet. Much like the fingers of Adam and God on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Guy1: dude why'd you flush twice did it really smell that bad?

Guy2: nah man it was a Sistine Chapel Shit.

Guy1: ahh!!! I See.

by Yahbo October 29, 2010

shoo-wee shit

a word that someone uses when they are tired or worn out...and alternative to sighing or saying "whew"

shoo-wee shit!! im finally done plantin these trees, im bout to go lay my ass down! shoo-wee shit

by j_i_m_b_o February 21, 2010

Caramel Shit-Face

Anything brown that isn't good looking. (People don't count)

Guy 1: Doesn't that look like caramel?

Guy 2: More like caramel shit-face!

by lolpoopoo March 19, 2008