Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Distressed Fidgets Ruined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Distressed Fidgets Ruined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Distressed Fidgets Ruined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

Me

A person named Hapsita

Me and I are going for a walk

by Bruh jsp January 5, 2022

me next

It is to be said after sending a picture you find hot, it means "fuck me next"

Guy 1: *sends shirtless pic*
Guy 2: ME NEXT!!!!

by lovecerisemotion September 27, 2022

color me out

To get the check . Similar to coloring in your chips at a casino

I’ll have one more beer then color me out ..

by Jailer1990 September 17, 2021

SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

That ain’t me

That ain’t me a Term created by Dasaun McPherson back in 1678. He used the term anytime he got caught up with women, or anytime he needed to lie and get out of a situation where it was clearly him he just does not want to admit it.

Scarlett Johansson: Dasaun someone just sent me these screenshots of you texting another girl!
Dasaun: That ain’t me.

by Mrcamelot March 11, 2022