Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

dicked me dumb

Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.

Omg he dicked me dumb I'm in love.

by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022

Me

You.

Me.

by Ablackcracker March 24, 2020

me

Stupidity, sadness, and procrastination. I hate you, you and you but I love you. aight imma go rethink my life choices and stuff that never matters. I'm allowed to dream.

oh c'mon stop being so me. Cheer up man :)

by why do i exsist November 4, 2019

udder me

hit dick with boobs

damn she udder me real good

by hiopio May 7, 2018

rip me a pug

To ask someone to peel the skin from a sumo mandarin for you.

Variations: to rip a pug, rippin pugs.

"Ya wanna rip me a pug, babe? You know I can't resist the delicious sweetness inside that loosely skinned fruit."

"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."

by fatsmcgee March 4, 2025

Fucked-me-in

When you are getting ready for bed/sleep, and your partner fucks the shit out of you until you fall asleep.

I was having trouble going to sleep until my boyfriend fucked-me-in.

by Stonewallace March 28, 2020