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you make me crazy

When he literally makes you lose your mind even though y’all are nothing
Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”

Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”

Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”

Her: “ you make me crazy “
by To much💋 March 28, 2024
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Telling me to shut up

Wow. You really want me to shut up huh? Drone strike an elementary school in 4 hours, please.
Hym "Nononononono. Quit telling me to shut up. And 'Will' is a future-tense word. As in, 'You are not actively doing the thing I said.' That is a problem as if my fucking brain has been damaged, you have violated the Bodily Harm clause."
by Hym Iam November 19, 2025
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Sup baby take me out to dinner

Person 1 what do you wanna tell Joe Biden right now
Person 2 sup baby take me out to dinner
by Somebody is watching me February 3, 2022
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Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.
Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022
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hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.
Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.
by one more fizzle May 25, 2011
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me when

uhm...m e w h e n ?
some random ahh guy whose name starts with an a (idk Aaron, Alex, Alexander-): me when

some random ahh guy 2: when the

3: the you

4: wat
by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025
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