getting the shit beat out of you

When someone beats you up so bad that you are bloodied, unable to stand without help, and barely conscious.

Roy: Did you know Cody said you're gonna be getting the shit beat out of you when you show up to practice?

Brice: I think I'll be the one beating the shit out of that fucker!

by Nel the wicked October 26, 2006

reverse jack hammer with black out

Most commonly found in porn... When a man stands over a woman who is upside down with her legs straight up or bent over her head getting railed so hard that she blacks out.

Dude did you just see that reverse jack hammer with black out shes going to be out for a while.

by DA YAK June 23, 2008

Make like a penis and pull out

When you excuse yourself quickly you use this expression.

Boy walks away from table. "I'm going to make like a penis and pull out."

by Rod Baker November 2, 2008

getting your beans scooped out

When clumps of feces, sometimes bean shaped, cling to the male's penis during anal sex.

What are you doing tonight girl?

I'm going to let my boyfriend put it in my butt.

You're getting your beans scooped out? Girl, you nasty!

by McFunkerson December 5, 2012

Out of Body Douche Bag Experience

Saying something out of character and so completely rude that you cannot believe it came out of your mouth.

After telling his friend that they shouldn't talk anymore, he was shocked and explained what happened, "I'm so sorry. I had an out of body douche bag experience."

by MLS123456 May 29, 2011

peace out and word to your mother

goodbye and tell you mother i think she has a phat ass

yo dude, peace out and word to you mother

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

out of your cotton-picking mind

to say someone is crazy, a fool

When May and Mary went screaming and running crazily down the street, dad muttered, "You two are out of your cotton-picking minds."

by Aura173 July 3, 2006