wank wank

1. When a man gets against a woman and starts doing dry-humping motions back and forth and saying "wank wank".

1. The act of sex.

Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for a little wank wank?

by mandas January 31, 2007

Wankbank

A special part of the brain that males have to retain images of things that are likely to aid them in masturbation later on.

Person 1: "Omg, that girl is fit. Check out her boobs."

Person 2: "Yup, that's in the wankbank."

Person 2 then continues to use the image later on to masturbate in private.

by IWantYourChuff101 June 30, 2008

Ham Wank

To have a wank whilst having a slice of ham between your hand and your penis.

I went to the shops to get some sliced ham so I could ham wank all night.

by dozza909 January 25, 2012

wankbag

a cocksmoker

george bush is a wankbag

by yi mudder July 2, 2003

Posh wank

A masturbation session using and condom on the dude's dick. Posh in the sense that there is no need to clean up.Posh wanks are renowned for feeling better than normal wanks and make the user jizz cum faster. Posh wanks are best served on a monthly basis as they can be gotten used to is this happens the only known cure is to go back to normal wanks for about a month then go back on to posh wanks once then another month long break.

I had a posh wank recently I got the jonny's from my local pub I cummed inside of 2 minutes

by lloydoyd March 21, 2011

Load of Wank

Anything that is untrue or falacy.......Typically used by Pompous British men.

Sean saying he is a womanizer, thats a load of wank.

by Bebes May 13, 2005

M&S Wank

A wank focussed on the celebrity Myleene Klass, as seen in a bikini on the posters for UK company Marks and Spencer. (M&S)

J: Ah mate I just had the biggest M&S Wank
T: That's wrong homeslice, she has a baby now

by Calvin J Klein August 3, 2007