First week workout

A feeling of superiority over all other peers simply, because the person who just started working out feels like they did a great achievement.

Lion: Dude, get the duck outta my way I'm about to roid rage your candy ass!

Mouse: Bitch, you can't even lift 135 on the bench so open up yo mouth and suckle on this potatoe sack.

Lion: I CAN life 135 and you don't know what I do, i stay at the gym for hours at end!

Mouse: W.e. pussy, your still just first week workout bitch

by Cybrus16 April 6, 2011

lawnmower weekend

a phenomenon resulting when kids come back to school on a monday with haircuts such as buzzcuts, lawnmower cuts, and other unsightly hair cuts. the best way it has been described is that boys get together on the weekends and cut eachothers hair with lawnmowers.

Tina: oh, kevin's hair was so beautiful, but now look at it, it's a square!

Jess: it's atrocious! he must have gone to lawnmower weekend!

by assholeanonymous April 28, 2011

Metric Weekend

a "Metric Weekend" is 9 days long. Starting on Friday and returning on Monday 9 days later. The Source is from the TV Sitcom "Taxi"

You have a weeks vacation coming, so you should take a metric weekend.

by 71Demon October 11, 2011

Rockstar Weekend

The practice of drinking and partying the entire weekend. Starting with after work/school/lecture drinks and continuing throughout the weekend. Sole purpose is to indulge in a lifestyle worthy of a rockstar of the old days: party, booze, bbq, Bacon, etc.
This includes the sacred ritual of a beereals-breakfast and kicking off the day with booze.

A: Hey, what are your plans for the weekend?

B: Dunno, Rockstar Weekend?

A: Hell yeah!

by MrRandomGuy November 27, 2012

Towel Week

A crass synonym for the duration of time a woman spends on her period. Typically referred to when during this time, a designated towel is placed on the bed in the attempt of keeping the sheets from getting stained.

Guy #1- Dude, is that the Japanese flag on your bed?

Guy#2- Nah man, it's just towel week.

by Ron Speed December 25, 2012

download week

the week at the end of the month when you use all of the unused data on your cell plan to download everything in existance, usualy followed by a delete weekend.

guy 1: dude why do you have so many shitty apps on your phone
guy 2: its download week and i still had like two gigs of data, i spent the subway ride downloading everything that looked mildly interesting
guy 1: oh, well your in for one hell of a delete weekend then

by bladewind April 17, 2013

Diamond Week

A college week in which a student goes out every night (Sunday - Thursday), Attends all lectures, tutorials, labs and other academic events, and goes to the gym everyday (Monday - Friday).

I've never done anything harder than a diamond week.

by college-legend December 27, 2013