turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.

as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.

by Rajpal May 13, 2005

Turtle Flop

Verb. To flop ones Turtle. Commonly used when out clubbin with seals (ie seal clubbin)

That guy just did a massive Turtle Flop and no body noticed...I wonder where the Seal went...

by Tarkine May 26, 2010

turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.

Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"

by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007

Frozen turtle

A gay sex term when one man has a limp penis and the other man has a erection and they touch penises

The two men where in the middle of intercourse but one man became turned off so they decided to do a frozen turtle

by Butxh September 20, 2015

Kissing Turtles

When two guys dress up in drag and scissor each other's butt holes

I can't wait to be Kissing Turtles with you tonight.

by lixisquid January 1, 2015

Riding Turtle

Riding turtle is a popular meme on WoW, an epic item obtainable via online code on a rare card from the WoW Collectible Card Game. People spam it in trade channels in major cities like StormWind, often to form a movie title. depending on the realm it can be seen more often then even Chuck Norris jokes.

crouching tiger hidden riding turtle

by EternalHERO August 23, 2008

Mine Turtle

A turtle that will kill when stepped on

Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*

by TheSnivy January 12, 2017