tank is super duper cool. he has fun animations and is super nice to his friends. he is supportive and kind
by slaughteredhorse June 24, 2021

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

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by xxttaazzz June 16, 2025

When you are having raw sex with a broad and you proceed to pee while you are balls deep in her vagina.
by gamblerontilt August 28, 2022

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.
by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009

Verb. To take a flying leap into waters of unknown depth, landing in a belly flop with your arms stretched wide, and legs together.
by miniLeader August 8, 2011
