Goon

A person who is stupid and try’s to act like the funny guy in a group

Person 1: look at that guy
Person 2: ya man he’s such a goon

by Wh sole August 22, 2018

gooning

need this :100:

i needed this gooning sesh -drake

by hmmmmmmslayyateitup January 22, 2024

Goons

Crazy, Violent, Bad, Wild, Intention To Harm.

Davey: Why would he send for the Goons, and entire army dozens of Goons plus the cops?

by Hamsies August 27, 2025

Goon-O

It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck

“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”

by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025

chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.

A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more

by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025

Aldis flicker gooning

aldis flicker gooning is an act wher you walk into an aldi and blast a massive yoy know what elser is massive? MANGO MANGO MANGO 13 kg load over the peabnut butter in the amazing load of kanye wesy

carti drop the album already

I Aldis flicker gooning bout to cuuum uhhhhhhgh

by PIayboi Carti December 29, 2024

goon rat

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired

person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them

by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025